Even though I technically turned 19 on the 1st of June, it is never too late to make a wish list. My birthday festivities are extended until the end of my month, so I took it upon myself to make an unrealistic, but altogether luxurious, list of items that shall accompany me during the summer of a lifetime.
- Chanel vintage quilted holdall, to hold all of my fabulous things on my way to the fabulous private jet that will take me to a fabulous beach.
- Saint Laurent silk-satin mini dress, to wear on the beach, because why the hell not.
- Saint Laurent leather biker jacket, to wear on the back of some European guy’s motorcycle on the way to a candle-lit dinner that I know I won’t have to pay for.
- Dolce & Gabbana carretto printed textured-leather travel trolley, to throw my life in as I leave the European guy for an Australian with blue eyes and an accent to-die-for.
- Alexander Wang distressed denim shorts, to wear while I shop in Sydney.
- Alice + Olivia prescilla embellished duchesse-silk mini dress, to wear to the Sydney Opera House, where I will attempt to like culture.
- Fendi cotton-blend jacquard mini dress, to wear on the yacht that will take me from Australia to any island in the Pacific that I desire to go to.
- Acne Studios shora wool and cashmere-blend sweater, to wear when the weather gets bad on the seas and I want to cuddle with the cute Aussie.
- Jennifer Fisher small abstract line gold-plated ring, to compliment my engagement ring that I will accept from the Australian after only knowing him for weeks.
- Saint Laurent monogramme medium denim shoulder bag, to hold my plane ticket, as I fly back to my life as a college sophomore in NYC.